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Posted on 1st Sep at 1:22 AM, with 2,291 notes

dlubes:

justlifeaslarry:

dlubes:

*accidentally sucks 400 dicks at a party*

Sucking 1 or 2 dicks at a party is an accident. Sucking 400 is determination.

no it was an accident

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:22 AM, with 78,288 notes
thebsdboys:


OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:21 AM, with 2,088 notes

joeyjoe69:

things I don’t give:
-one fuck
-two fucks
-red fucks
-blue fucks

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:18 AM, with 57,168 notes
andrewbelami:


prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

andrewbelami:

prasejeebus:

These jokes are getting out of hand

goodbye

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:17 AM, with 2,019 notes

Says the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming.

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:17 AM, with 43,578 notes
100% proven zodiac analyses
aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
Posted on 1st Sep at 1:13 AM, with 452,351 notes

hawkules:

imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along

Posted on 1st Sep at 1:12 AM, with 75,132 notes

pikajewish:

apricots-from-nara:

zerotheduke:

whispering-tenacious:

falcnpunch:

this photoset of skeletons fucking is both horrifying and slightly arousing. im both screaming and jacking of but thats nothing new.

They’re /boning/

this is beautiful

ARE YOU FUCKIGFN KIDDING ME RIGTHT NOW?

me in 300 years

Nah that shit is straight up horrifying.

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